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The House of 2019: Winter vs. Spring

Spring walks up to the house of 2019 and knocks on the door. A peephole opens and a very inebriated Winter answers, “What’s the password?” “What?” replies Spring, slightly taken aback “Nope” bemusement creeping into Winter’s voice. “What’s going on here, it’s my turn. We’re in Apr” “Not even close!” interrupts Winter, slapping the hole […]

Dan Down! Dan Down! Take Cover

I repeat Dan Down!  Take Cover! No Sir, I don’t know what happened.  He was sent out on special assignment, and on his way back his contract was canceled.  Yes, flat out, canceled! No, we don’t know where the shot came from.  Christ, he was just a kid. I know, I know.  We have to press […]